Oh, I saw a really pathetic movie last night: Rob Zombie's House of 1000 Corpses. I tried to be Texas Chainsaw Massacre multiplied by 10, and instead was Texas Chainsaw Massacre multiplied by 1/10. It ripped off Texas Chainsaw Massacre in so many ways (freaky dumb guy in mask, freaky environment they live in, etc.), then tried to make it even more sick and twisted. The result is something so stupid it wasn't even interesting. Or coherent. Or scary for that matter. The only redeeming quality was the young blonde that was one of the members of the family (Isn't she played by Rob Zombie's wife). She couldn't act worth a damn, but she was easy on the eyes...
