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Old 02-19-2004, 11:27 PM   #14
Nerull
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Join Date: May 17, 2001
Location: San Antonio, Texas, USA
Age: 54
Posts: 2,069
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Try this site. The guy gives some great reviews of some really bad movies. Some of my personal favorites:

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  • Army of Darkness and Evil Dead: all about Bruce Campbell in those movie</font>
  • Attack of the Killer Tomatoes: so cheesy it is funny. The second one is even worse/better.</font>
  • Barbarella: a classic one, and for the guys a young Jane Fonda topless right in the beginning... </font>
  • The Beastmaster: love the bat creatures in this one.</font>
  • Cemetary Man: really trippy movie, but really cool zombie flick</font>
  • The Toxic Avenger: anything Troma is beyond cheesy</font>
  • Dead Alive: if you wondered why Peter Jackson made Lord of the Rings into an action flick, watch this movie. The kung-fu priest is just classic!</font>
  • Death Race 2000: it has Sylvester Stallone in it, enough said.</font>
  • Flash Gordon: so bad it rivals Barbarella in sci-fi cheese</font>
  • Krull: pretty cool sword and sorcery meets sci-fi flick.</font>
  • The Last Dragon: a cheesy pop martial arts flick in the 80's. Enough said!</font>
  • The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires: cool classic one.</font>
  • Plan 9 from Outer Space: Ed Wood's true classic. If you like this one, check out some of his other flicks.</font>
  • Prophecy: the scene with the sleeping bag is just classic</font>
  • Project Metalbeast: A metal-skinned werewolf? Cool stuff!</font>
  • The Punisher: Dolph Lundgren at probably his cheesiest. Love the scene where they gun down the yakuza swordsmen.</font>
  • Remo Williams: I love the old man in this movie. Great lines!</font>
  • Return of the Living Dead: great movie!</font>
  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show: technically belongs here, but is a true cult classic</font>
  • Six-String Samurai: bunch of people running around after WWIII trying to replace Elvis as the king. Cool stuff!</font>
  • Spaced Invaders: hilarious movie!</font>
  • Wizards: a cool movie. Two wizards vie against each other (one using magic, the other using technology).</font>
  • Phantasm: cool, if disjointed, movie. Good horror flick.</font>
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