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Nerull · 11-11-2003, 11:22 PM

Okay, some more:

When fighting evil Chinese martial artists, the only to defeat them is to learn their fighting style or to learn the "secret style" that is better than their style.
Women always have orgasms when having sex.
Serial killers are the most versatile killers in the world; they know how to kill anyone with anything from garden shears to toothpicks.
Whenever you have car trouble on a rainy night, there will always be a house nearby that you really do not want to visit, but will anyway (i.e. most of the group will not be leaving).
In any group of friends that are going to be killed by a serial killer, there is at least one slutty girl, one nerd, one jock, and one "good girl" (i.e. birds of a feather do NOT flock together).
All robots, monsters, and other creatures that are terrorizing you are all immune to bullets. Without exception. It is a fundamental law of the universe that guns can kill you but not anything that that is hunting you. Don't even bother to pack the gun, just run away.
Anyone who uses tarot cards can tell the future with perfect accuracy.
All people in high school look like they are in their twenties.
Bartenders are always the greatest source of knowledge you can get.
When you need to find out something about a past event involving a person, there is always an old newspaper clipping on microfilm that you can find.

11-11-2003, 11:22 PM	#22
Nerull Lord Ao Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: San Antonio, Texas, USA Age: 54 Posts: 2,069	Okay, some more: </font> When fighting evil Chinese martial artists, the only to defeat them is to learn their fighting style or to learn the "secret style" that is better than their style.</font> Women always have orgasms when having sex.</font> Serial killers are the most versatile killers in the world; they know how to kill anyone with anything from garden shears to toothpicks.</font> Whenever you have car trouble on a rainy night, there will always be a house nearby that you really do not want to visit, but will anyway (i.e. most of the group will not be leaving).</font> In any group of friends that are going to be killed by a serial killer, there is at least one slutty girl, one nerd, one jock, and one "good girl" (i.e. birds of a feather do NOT flock together).</font> All robots, monsters, and other creatures that are terrorizing you are all immune to bullets. Without exception. It is a fundamental law of the universe that guns can kill you but not anything that that is hunting you. Don't even bother to pack the gun, just run away.</font> Anyone who uses tarot cards can tell the future with perfect accuracy.</font> All people in high school look like they are in their twenties.</font> Bartenders are always the greatest source of knowledge you can get.</font> When you need to find out something about a past event involving a person, there is always an old newspaper clipping on microfilm that you can find.</font> __________________ [img]\"ubb/noncgi/smiles/new/ghoul.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br /><br />\"The middle class pays all of the taxes, does all of the work.<br />The lower class exists just to scare the middle class.\"<br />-George Carlin