11-10-2003, 08:30 PM
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Join Date: May 17, 2001
Location: San Antonio, Texas, USA
Age: 54
Posts: 2,069
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Some additions:
</font> - The protagonist during a war can ride/run around out in the open where anyone can see him, yet the only people that will target him (other than a few "peons" to show the hero killing enemies) are enemy leaders.</font>
- There is no such thing as defense in boxing.</font>
- If you get fatally injured, and you have something to say, you can always linger around long enough to say whatever is on your mind.</font>
- When being hunted by a serial killer, it is natural for people to split up, go into dark places, and otherwise make themselves easy targets.</font>
- Whenever bad things are about to happen, it is always stormy/lightning outside.</font>
- People who are about to die by some horrible creature just stand there frozen and screaming (or if they run, then they fall and twist their ankle).</font>
- If the guy is completely obsessive about chasing the girl he will win her heart (and you wonder why there are so many stalkers out there?).</font>
- Intelligent and scholarly types always wear glasses.</font>
- Every old mansion has secret passageways.</font>
- Anyone who washes their face by the bathroom mirror, opens the medicine cabinet, etc. is going to die (and they will always see the killer in the mirror before they die).</font>
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