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Old 11-06-2003, 06:51 AM   #1
Daniel_M
Elminster
 

Join Date: October 17, 2001
Location: London, England
Age: 41
Posts: 480
I know movies are not realy real thats why they are called movies In some the main character defys all laws of the universe, heres some of the things we've learned from them.

1) The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.

2) A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

3) Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German you need not speak the language. A German accent will do.

4) If a killer is lurking in your house, it's easy to find him. Just relax and run a bath - even if it's the middle of the afternoon.

5) One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one.

6) You can always find a chainsaw whenever you're likely to need one.

7) Guns are like disposable razors - if you run out of bullets, just throw the gun away. You can always buy a new one.

8) Any computer, anywhere, even in the jungle, can hack into the most secure goverment system.

9) Always look behind you when you hear menacing violin music begin to play.

10) Take heed of all warnings from animals and children. They usually know more than you do.
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