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Old 10-10-2003, 04:40 PM   #24
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Jack Burton
 

Join Date: May 15, 2001
Location: The Netherlands
Age: 41
Posts: 5,888
"Objection!"
"Sustained. Go ahead, Mr. Link."
"Your honour, this theory holds no ground. Permission asked to elaborate on my thoughts?"
"Permission granted. The floor is yours, Mr. Link."
"Your honour, when my client, Mr. Liu Kang, first engaged his opponent, Mr. Reptile, note that it was indeed Mr. Reptile who attacked first AND let us bear in mind that he did so from a cowardly position, the latter seemed to be on the upper hand."
"Get to the point, Mr. Link"
"My client demonstrated his supremecy when he performed the so-called 'Bicycle Kick' with which he managed to defeat this monstrous - "
"Objection your honour!!"
"Sustained!"
"Opposing side unnecessarily insults my client."
"Approved. Mr. Link, refrain from using foul language."
"Of course, your honour. As I was saying, my client used the 'Bicycle Kick' to defeat his opponent easily, and an imputation is therefore not relevant, nor in its place. I rest my case."
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