Post any quotes that you think other people will enjoy, be they funny or not.
At the moment, I think their dislike of monkey urine overrides their desire to kill us. - Temple - Matthew Reilly
Of all the bright cruel lies they tell, the one called love hurts the most. (Not exact but I am going by memory) - Songs The Dead Men Sing - George R.R. Martin
Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to take you down to the bridge. Call that "job satisfaction"? Cos I don't. - One of the Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy Books - Douglas Adams
And one of my personal faves
"What was that?" Belgarath asked, coming back around the corner.
"Brill," Silk replied blandly, pulling his Murgo robe back on.
"Again?" Belgarath demanded with exasperation. "What was he doing this time?"
"Trying to fly, last time I saw him." Silk smirked.
The old man was puzzled.
"He wasn't doing it very well," Silk added.
Belgarath shrugged. "Maybe it'll come to him in time."
"He doesn't really have all that much time." Silk glanced out over the edge.
From far below terribly far below there came a faint, muffled crash; then, after several seconds,
another. "Does bouncing count?" Silk asked.
Belgarath made a wry face. "Not really."
"Then I'd say he didn't learn in time," Silk said blithely.