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Finn · 08-10-2003, 10:14 PM

<font color="white">Saw it and thought it basically sucked. It was so lame it almost made the first Tomb Raider look good.

Full of tried and tested cliches, predictable plot(b4 halfway through the movie, I already knew how it would end. Even the so called "surprise" ending was predicted), 2 dimensional characters with a token "romantic interest" thrown in to make it even more unbearable.

Angelina Jolie's acting and facial expression was as lively as a cardboard cut-out. Heck, if she was replaced with the cardboard version, I doubt anyone could tell the difference.

Frankly, I'm tired of this <font color="lightblue">"search for mystical artifact that has the potential to destroy all life before aristocratic Brittish villian gets hold of it"</font color> routine. [img]graemlins/1drool.gif[/img]

They mentioned MI6 so many times, I almost thought it was a James Bond movie. Even better, an extended Panasonic commercial what with all the nifty Panansonic gadgets featured.

Contrary to popular opinion, this movie is crap. I'd rather watch paint dry than sit through this drivel again. [img]graemlins/1disgust.gif[/img]

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08-10-2003, 10:14 PM	#7
Finn The Magister Join Date: October 14, 2002 Location: Asia Age: 48 Posts: 139	<font color="white">Saw it and thought it basically sucked. It was so lame it almost made the first Tomb Raider look good. Full of tried and tested cliches, predictable plot(b4 halfway through the movie, I already knew how it would end. Even the so called "surprise" ending was predicted), 2 dimensional characters with a token "romantic interest" thrown in to make it even more unbearable. Angelina Jolie's acting and facial expression was as lively as a cardboard cut-out. Heck, if she was replaced with the cardboard version, I doubt anyone could tell the difference. Frankly, I'm tired of this <font color="lightblue">"search for mystical artifact that has the potential to destroy all life before aristocratic Brittish villian gets hold of it"</font color> routine. [img]graemlins/1drool.gif[/img] They mentioned MI6 so many times, I almost thought it was a James Bond movie. Even better, an extended Panasonic commercial what with all the nifty Panansonic gadgets featured. Contrary to popular opinion, this movie is crap. I'd rather watch paint dry than sit through this drivel again. [img]graemlins/1disgust.gif[/img] </font color> __________________ <br /><br /> Finn\'s Animation Studios <br /> [url]\"http://www.geocities.com/fasfinn/\" target=\"_blank\">http://www.geocities.com/fasfinn/</a> <br /><br />Home of the 155mhz Pentium dinosaur.