Ironworks Gaming Forum - View Single Post

Mouse · 12-05-2002, 02:13 PM

I'd suggest the series "Extracting the Micturation - Drizzly Turban and the French Cheese Woman"

There are seven volumes in this little known addition to the Salvatore Drow mythos. The first book, called Volume I (in a gothic font), details the struggles of the well-loved central character as he flees heroically from his homeland to avoid two year's compulsory enlistment in the National Elf Service. It's chock full of typical Salvatoreisms..........Cod philosophy, sword fights, two dimensional characters, more sword fights, suppressed lusts, even more sword fights etc.

Completists should note that Volumes II to VII (still in gothic font) are in fact Volume I (gothic font) with the chapters in different orders and with slightly different covers.

Trust me - I'm a Moderator [img]graemlins/wow.gif[/img]

12-05-2002, 02:13 PM	#3
Mouse Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Scotland Posts: 2,788	I'd suggest the series "Extracting the Micturation - Drizzly Turban and the French Cheese Woman" There are seven volumes in this little known addition to the Salvatore Drow mythos. The first book, called Volume I (in a gothic font), details the struggles of the well-loved central character as he flees heroically from his homeland to avoid two year's compulsory enlistment in the National Elf Service. It's chock full of typical Salvatoreisms..........Cod philosophy, sword fights, two dimensional characters, more sword fights, suppressed lusts, even more sword fights etc. Completists should note that Volumes II to VII (still in gothic font) are in fact Volume I (gothic font) with the chapters in different orders and with slightly different covers. Trust me - I'm a Moderator [img]graemlins/wow.gif[/img] __________________ Regards Mouse (Occasional crooner and all round friendly Scottish rodent)