When i was travelling in Europe i stayed in this one place on this Greek Island. Anyway i opened up one of the drawers and their was this romance novel in it. I had just finished reading Whirlwind by James Clavells so i thought what the hell as i didn't have any other books.
Oh man it was probably one of the worst written, boringingly plotted pieces of %$* ever.. what garbage.. don't even remember the name..
hehehe.. and it wasn't even very romantic or erotic.. so what i did was in every spare scrap of white space in the book.. the margins, inner and back cover, empty pages between chapters etc etc.. i wrote some penthouse forum type of stuff about the characters in the book.. basically filled in all the blanks that the author had left out.. The parts where the author just left off with a "..and the wind blew the candles out as they embraced.." .. i kept the candles lit .. hehe
Anyways after i was done i left the book in a different drawer at a different place in Amsterdam..