[Xess Richo]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Talthyr Malkaviel:
Yep Xess Richo, they were right, I couldn't remember the exact quote for the first one, haven't seen it in a while.
Great film that one, one of my all time favourites.

Here's some more.. a few quite obscure ones.....

These 5 are all from a not very well known film a very strange film
-I had to question mark out some names, other wise it might give it away.


Sam: 'My name's ??????. Sam ??????. I've been told to report to Mr. Warrenn.'
Porter - 'Information Retrieval: Thirtieth floor, sir. You're expected.'
Sam: 'Um...don't you want to search me?'
Porter - 'Information Retrieval: No sir.'
Sam: 'Do you want to see my ID?'
Porter - 'Information Retrieval: No need, sir.'
Sam: 'But I could be anybody.'
Porter - 'Information Retrieval: No you couldn't sir. This is Information Retrieval.'

Spoor: 'Where'd you get this from, eh? Out yer nostril?'

Shirley: 'Salt? Pepper? Oh, it's... it's all right. I don't like you either.'

Sam: 'How are the twins?'
Jack: 'Triplets.'
Sam: 'My, how time flies!'

Bill: 'Mistakes? We don't make mistakes.'

Here's some more:

1)-'Are you gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite?'
(Yes I know this film definitely isn't obscure)

2)[I]Pilot: Striker was the squadron leader. He brought us in real low. But he couldn't handle it.
Prosecutor: Buddy couldn't handle it? Was Buddy one of your crew?
Pilot: Right. Buddy was the bombardier. But it was Striker who couldn't handle it, and he went to pieces.
Prosecutor: *Andy* went to pieces?
Pilot: No. Andy was the navigator. He was all right. Buddy went to pieces. It was awful how he came unglued.
Prosecutor: *Howie* came unglued?
Pilot: Oh, no. Howie was a rock, the best tailgunner in the outfit. Buddy came unglued.
Prosecutor: And he bailed out?
Pilot: No. Andy hung tough. Buddy bailed out. How he survived, it was a miracle.
Prosecutor: Then Howie survived?
Pilot: No, 'fraid not. We lost Howie the next day.

3)Boy: Can I ask you a question?
Striker: What is it?
Boy: It's an interrogative form of sentence, used to test knowledge. But that's not important right now.

4)Customer: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.
Owner: Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee!
Customer: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!
Owner: No no! 'E's pining!
Customer: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

5)Al Michaels: Bob, in all my years of calling games, I don't think I've ever been this excited!
Bob Costas: *You're* excited? Feel these nipples!

6)Thulsa Doom: My child, you have come to me my son. For who now is your father if it is not me? I am the well spring, from which you flow. When I am gone, you will have never been. What would your world be, without me? My son.

7)Holloway: You've got a gift.
Leaven: It's not a gift. It's just a brain.

8)Rennes: No more talking. No more guessing. Don't even think about nothing that's not right in front of you. That's the real challenge. You've gotta save yourselves from yourselves.

9)Eddy: They're armed.
Soap: Armed, armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!<hr></blockquote>

Ok, the first five are from 'The Hudsucker Proxy' I believe. Also one of my fav's!

1) Reservoir Dogs.

2) Airplane 2.

3) Airplane 2 again, I think.

4) This is from Monty Python's Flying Circius, I believe.

5) BASEketball. I hated this movie btw.

6) Hmm, don't know this one.

7) Can't think of this one either. Might be from 'Cube'?

8) This is definitally from 'Cube'. Know the name and the quote!

9) One of my fav's(again) 'Lock, stock, and two smoking barrels'.

Hope that is all of them. Does anyone know either of the ones in my previous post?