I could see the title in the newspaper now....
'Insane reader found camping at the house belonging to R.A. Salvatore, well-known author of Fantasy novels'
"This guy's CRAZY!" shouted Salvatore, "he was camping on my pouch for the past few days. Everytime I try to sic the police on him, he was screaming: "NOT until you give me the latest story!" I told him that the latest one won't be out in October but all he wanted the one after that.... like I said before, crazy....."
The fanatic reader is now in custody of the police.
