Petrine asks Septan (Chaotic Evil Assassin) to rescue her pet cat Angel from her uncle Bheren. Ok, Septan is a vicious killer but he doesn't like adults denying kids their pets so he agrees. Bheren offers the "cloak off my back" if Septan will bump off the cat, Septan thinks - "OOOH! treasure!" and promptly backstabs Angel the cat and helps himself to Petrine's ring. Bheren then tells Septan he was "only joking", cue more violence. Septan is now the owner of a new cloak of protection +1.
On the way out of the building an interesting conversation takes place thus-
Petrine - "Oh goody!, you have my ring. I'll be able to get Angel the cat back now!"
Septan - "Err, actually I've diced Angel into dogmeat......."
Petrine - "Waaaaaaaaa!!!!".
Much more fun than being a Paladin.
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