Hi Dark Wizard. I sympathise with your situation, but a pack containing BGI and TOTSC is available on budget in Electronics Boutique for a tenner. Perhaps you could have someone drive you to town and pick it out for a christmas present, it will be an inexpensive gift.
It's not my intention to sound patronising, but no-one *needs* a game as you suggest. You may like to have it, but can live without it if it comes to that. You *need* food, water, shelter and air to breath - if you have those things you are doing OK, many people aren't that lucky.