[Bungleau]

... and in the latest news from the wilds of Ishad N'ha-ha-ha, rumor has it that local itinerant wander Jathil has finally met his match and his fate. As many of our loyal readers know, Jathil has been wandering for a long time, searching for a lost graveyard. Sadly, in spite of his insistent efforts at sticking his nose into everyone's business ("Pardon a moment, traveller"), he has never been able to see past the end of it, thanks to the rogue pixies in Ishad N'ha who swiped his glasses long ago. Should they be returned, the pixies will no longer be barred from establishments in the city.

Apparently, Jathil turned a corner in the wilds and came across a fierce battle between several adventurers, a pack of worgurs, and a handful of mountain spiders. As Jathil went to talk to everyone around, one of the adventurers let loose with a firestorm spell, and Jathil, surrounded by worgurs, was in the middle of it. All that was left was a pile of scrolls, messages to Jathil from the Ishad N'ha temple. Unfortunately, since his glasses were not available, Jathil was not able to read the scrolls, which would have told him that the graveyard was no longer needed and he could return.

The Ishad N'ha district attorney's office is now considering manslaughter charges against the pixies. The band of adventurers has been exonerated, but warned by the local constabulary to be careful in town, and encouraged to move on to another town.... somewhere... anywhere...

*editor's note* so be careful out there... that could certainly bogart a quest for you