Jafin! A pleasure to see you back! And you're welcome to work the bar here whenever you feel the need...
BTW, bsftcs has been waiting for Bob in the Boogre Snooker tourney. You might check the table in the back...
*looks over the bill of fare* Lessee... Boogre Brew, Spider cider, nymph coffee, decaf mana max potions, Stout Ale, Nighon wines for the visitors from Erathia... and Moiraine Sedai still wants more. Hmmm....
*sits down and grabs a RatPie Brothers Distributing catalog*
Okay... the Temple wineries has a new wine out... let's order a case of Snake Oil. And more beer... some BB Light, for those watching their girlish figures... oh, a nice Windmill Red... and some Swamp Water for the toadies.
*notices tiny scratch marks in the bar counter near where the scroll of protection from pesky rabbits is -- waitaminnit, was.
*
*pulls a small lump of clay from his pack, casts a spell, and animates it*
*puts its nose near the scratch marks*
Got it? Find it. Bring it back.
*the bloodhound golem jumps down from the bar and starts tracking rabbits...*
*notices sultan walking back from the jacuzzi with the dripping lava pups, walks over, and looks in the jacuzzi*
:grumble: Great. *hangs an "out of service* sign on the jacuzzi and starts draining it*
Sultan, I appreciate that you want to tenderize those pups, but next time, pull some hot water out. The little one leaked in the jacuzzi, and we've got to drain and refill it now.
*looks up at Wyvern's mural, wondering why there's an extra rabbit in it*