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Old 06-30-2003, 10:22 AM   #8
Felix The Assassin
The Dreadnoks
 

Join Date: September 27, 2001
Location: Orlando, FL
Age: 62
Posts: 3,608
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An old cat with a hat meanders up to the crowd of good doers and ponders about for a while.
Pulls out a pack of darts from his belt pouch, and looks for the old trusty board of eyes to be throwin at.

Nods his head towards some old friends, Radek, Bungleau, WillowIX, and recognizes some new ones.

Well young-ens gather round and find a warm bowl of milk while ya at it.
Ah thats better.

Now, back in me youth we was a running mostly by ourselves, meeting up here and there, but mainly we was solo fighters, self righteous gladiators if ye will.

I started in the arts of wizardry, and got tired after bout 14 levels.
Tried the arts of Barbaric ways, but found them to gory after 22 levels.
Tried the sacred art of swordmanship as a Samurai, but got sore after 12 levels.
Wore shiny armour and did good deeds as a Palidin for 15 levels.
Became a fine marksmen as a Ranger but wanted more after 12 levels.
Went to heavy weapons as a warrior, but was unhappy after 14 levels.
Poetry and magic lured me into the arts of the Bard, 10 levels was enough.
Kung Fu, ah Ninga, boring! 9 levels.
Killed some guy for some kind of reward. Learned the final secrets of shadows and backstab attacks. Found my calling, uhm got board after 165 levels.
Learned of some great ability if one could find some old tomes and turn them into a certain seer. Ah, what enlightment that brought me. But I got bored with all of that stuff, and missed the days of silent warrior. Zenmaster 44 levels.

Returned to the silent art path of the assassin. Meandered the world once again, taking contracts from whomever paid the highest bid. I had it all, shiny self made and highly enlightened weapons. Self righteous robes that could not be harmed by the elements, much less a mortal instrument. Rings and braclets, even a sacred necklace or two. I was at a quantum find when last I slayed the evil beast by the name of CET. My machine of wielding said no more, the hierarcy of the brotherhood of assassins said I was too powerful, that I must leave.

So my young adventurers, I resigned meself to the Boogre Bar at assassin level 122nd time assassin) the third solo time through the Gael Saren.

Anbody for a round of darts?

Felix
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