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Old 01-31-2003, 07:54 AM   #18
Wyvern
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Oh, this is a bit off topic but since we're speaking about English as a language I'm going to toss it in.

Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.


Diets & Dying

1a) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

1b) The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

2a) The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

2b) The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

3a) The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like.

Speaking English is apparently what kills you.


Mais oui! lol!!

Wyv
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