Ouch!
Here, Kev, let me give ya a hand with that thing. You're only supposed to use the waterspout spell outside, not inside.
*pulls the scuba diver off and tosses it out the door*
There. He'll decompose in a few minutes, and no one will be the wiser.
Barkeep! An uplifting drink for Kev, if ya please. And something without water...
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