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Barkeep! A mug of stout ale, the dark stuff that you can chew as well as drink. Sometimes it's the only thing to take your mind off of other things...
*looks around*
Been dead in here the last couple of days. Hmmph, wouldja look at that? LiOnhe@rt and chi master, both snoozing on their plates. hmmmm.....
*reaches into his pack, grabbing some muskberries and purple pansies and mashing them into a bowl, making a light pasty mixture. Walks over to sleeping duo and lightly uses the mixture to paint their faces*
*steps back* Hmmm...not bad. So *that's* what both of 'em would look like with a beard and mustache. Purple, but it's facial hair.
*looks around for Jafin, but doesn't see him*
Barkeep, let me have a pencil and paper, please. I want to leave a note for Jafin.
*writing*
Jafin,
I was wondering if you had a Decorator of Drunks already lined up for the Boogre Bar. If not, I'd be interested in filling the role -- imagine the entertainment value for the other guests!
Sincerely,
*B*
*finished*
Well, I guess I ought to get out of here before they wake up. It should wear off in a week or two, anyway...
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