LOL Wyv,
The WJSSCC ???????????? when did you set that up my dear
. Now, down to business, the black pawns simply must be serpent priests (with voices that call out infidel and unbeliever whenever they get shifted about). Now, Black Bishops - Gezzered Ra and Mabba Mabbig would make a well matched pair - the rooks could be Skull Castle and Shurugeon, and throw in a couple of death knights for good measure.
On the White side, we need to make use of the guardians - Nivius and D'soto as knights, Twin Erathsmadors as Bishops, the rooks can be old tree dudes, and 8 tiny Haepaestus's, each calling out in Ringo voices every time they move (another options is Boogersh dat asks if youse is Gold Takersh
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Ahhhhh, it's good to be back
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