Thread: The Boogre Bar!
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Old 09-15-2001, 12:46 PM   #96
Wyvern
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Join Date: January 7, 2001
Location: Rural Paradise, MI
Posts: 5,701
Oh goodie!!!

I'm happy to annouce that all the construction is completed! There was such an ideal spot next to the Squash Court for a rose garden complete with fountain that we couldn't resist. (no charge!)
You can tune the squeek for the Wine Cellar stairs under the runners. Currently it is tuned to F Major. We had considered tuning it to B Flat since that is what the grapes had to become to make the wine but we doubted that anyone would appreciate this nuance.
The Hot Tub is currently set to 98 degrees but you should find the controls easy to manage should you wish to adjust this. Special filters and rebubblers were included to maintain the pristine clarity of the champagne and bubbles. Please advise your patrons not to drink from the hot tub. While perfectly sanitary (really!) this would result in the level of the champagne lowering at an alarming rate. For those concerned in such things, we used Moet Chandon Brut 1975.
We opted for multiple ceiling murals with inter-related themes rather than one large mural. You will note in the days to come that these murals will have completely different appearances to different patrons. This is the result of extensive use of illusionary spells which tune themselves to the needs of your individual patrons. They are also self cleaning.

We would like to thank you for your patronage and the opportunity to put our good craftsnems to work!

Sincerely, Wyvern's Just So So Construction Company
"We don't make money, we make friends!"
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