Y'know, it's gittin' kinda lonely in this here bar all by muhself! Might there be any kind souls out there who'd be willin' ta trade a few tales o' fun an' adventure over a couple o' Brews? Maybe a game o' darts? I promise muh Ratlin fren's won't be 'round 'till later, so yer purses are safe..... at least fer a while.
Come on in, an' give Jafin somethin' ta do besides clean this spot under muh glass fer th' hunnert time! Not that ah don't 'preciate it Jafin, but ah 'magine that yer gittin' tired uh muh whinin' 'bout the weird thin's muh fren's an' I do! Heh,heh!
+Dr.Pick