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Dr.Pick · 07-12-2001, 01:30 AM

Hello, everyone! Nice place, Jafin! I love the stained glass dragon windows in front! You didn't, um, "acquire" them from a Temple, did you? He, he, jus' kiddin'. I'll start wit' a Boogre Brew, and PLEASE tell me that you have a Dartboard in the back room! Muh Ratlin' friends just LOVE a good game o' Darts!(Just keep an eye on yer purse!) *Dr.Pick draws long on his 1st Boogre Brew of the evening, and settles in to tell a story*

Earlier today, some friends o' mine went adventurin' ta try ta git into the Lost sea area to find some o' doze Bark Horrors ta git ther seeds fer a quest in th' Wizard's Guild! At first, they tried ta climb the wall o' the Town o' Brimloch Roon, but, apparently, they didn't git 'nough excercise, 'cuz they couldn't git all the way up th' WALL! He,He! Well, they fin'lly got tucker'd out, so muh pixie fren', Bob, offers ta try an idear he overheard some Mage named, Sazer-sumptin-er-other tellin' anutter feller 'bout usin' the spell,"Vanish" near Talrik's Shipwreck! So, OFF they went!

They got ta th' spot, an' poor ol' Bob used up all his mana on FAILED SPELLS! Yep, he wuz hotter'n a Horny Toad at Noon! Then, they turn't aroun' only ta see a Jungle Lily turnin' th' corner! Hee,Hee! I wish ah coudda seen der faces at that moment! He,he! Well, turn't out ta be no big deal,'cuz Jackie jus' Firestorm'd the ev'l Lily ta Kin'dom COME! Ah wudda liked ta seen dat too!! Ah, well. Jackie Level'd then, too, so she added "Vanish" ta HER spell book, as well. Then, SHE tried ta Vanish, an' they all fail'd TOO! Needless ta say, by THIS time, ever'body wuz fluster'd.

So, they d'cided ta take a little walk fer some air, an' time ta think. They started walkin' the path when, LO-an-beHOLD, TWO MORE Lilies wuz waitin' in the other corner! He,he, ever'one wuz poisn'd in no time at all! Jackie sent anudder Firestorm in response, an' ever'one RAN fer der LIFE! AN' halfway up th' path, Dragonflies is in d' way! She Firestorm'd DEM too,while lookin' over her shoulder ta see if th' ev'l plants wuz followin' but they wern't.

Several full backpacks an' a bunch more failed spells later, they headed back fer th' town more than a little dis'ppointed! Well, ah hopes ya enjoyed muh tale! May Kerah be with ya!

*Dr.Pick takes another long draught from his Boogre Brew*

+Dr.Pick

07-12-2001, 01:30 AM	#8
Dr.Pick Zhentarim Guard Join Date: May 9, 2001 Location: Schenectady, New York Posts: 310	Hello, everyone! Nice place, Jafin! I love the stained glass dragon windows in front! You didn't, um, "acquire" them from a Temple, did you? He, he, jus' kiddin'. I'll start wit' a Boogre Brew, and PLEASE tell me that you have a Dartboard in the back room! Muh Ratlin' friends just LOVE a good game o' Darts!(Just keep an eye on yer purse!) Dr.Pick draws long on his 1st Boogre Brew of the evening, and settles in to tell a story Earlier today, some friends o' mine went adventurin' ta try ta git into the Lost sea area to find some o' doze Bark Horrors ta git ther seeds fer a quest in th' Wizard's Guild! At first, they tried ta climb the wall o' the Town o' Brimloch Roon, but, apparently, they didn't git 'nough excercise, 'cuz they couldn't git all the way up th' WALL! He,He! Well, they fin'lly got tucker'd out, so muh pixie fren', Bob, offers ta try an idear he overheard some Mage named, Sazer-sumptin-er-other tellin' anutter feller 'bout usin' the spell,"Vanish" near Talrik's Shipwreck! So, OFF they went! They got ta th' spot, an' poor ol' Bob used up all his mana on FAILED SPELLS! Yep, he wuz hotter'n a Horny Toad at Noon! Then, they turn't aroun' only ta see a Jungle Lily turnin' th' corner! Hee,Hee! I wish ah coudda seen der faces at that moment! He,he! Well, turn't out ta be no big deal,'cuz Jackie jus' Firestorm'd the ev'l Lily ta Kin'dom COME! Ah wudda liked ta seen dat too!! Ah, well. Jackie Level'd then, too, so she added "Vanish" ta HER spell book, as well. Then, SHE tried ta Vanish, an' they all fail'd TOO! Needless ta say, by THIS time, ever'body wuz fluster'd. So, they d'cided ta take a little walk fer some air, an' time ta think. They started walkin' the path when, LO-an-beHOLD, TWO MORE Lilies wuz waitin' in the other corner! He,he, ever'one wuz poisn'd in no time at all! Jackie sent anudder Firestorm in response, an' ever'one RAN fer der LIFE! AN' halfway up th' path, Dragonflies is in d' way! She Firestorm'd DEM too,while lookin' over her shoulder ta see if th' ev'l plants wuz followin' but they wern't. Several full backpacks an' a bunch more failed spells later, they headed back fer th' town more than a little dis'ppointed! Well, ah hopes ya enjoyed muh tale! May Kerah be with ya! Dr.Pick takes another long draught from his Boogre Brew +Dr.Pick