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JUNGLE LILY!!
There we were, the Altar of Isis, no immortality as we were soon to discover! All aggressors had been dealt with. The chest was now empty. "Back to the ship!" said Katie. We climb aboard, and Katie yells,"A JUNGLE LILY HAS BEEN HERE!!" Eager to gain experience, we start our search from the ship. Then just as Dave sees it's shadow on the beach, BAM, BAM, BAM!! It's already attacking!! Katie barks,"JACKIE, GET YER FIRESTORM!" BAM, BAM, BAM!! Screaming in pain, she prepares her spell."Hey, where'd it go?!?" BAM, BAM, BAM!! "It's in the water in front of the bow!" shouts Jerome. BAM, BAM, BAM!!! "Bob's down! Medic!" "I can't see the stupid thing!!" shouts Jackie. BAM, BAM, BAM!! Jackie falls, screaming in pain. "We gotta get off the ship! We're sitting ducks!" Dave yells. We scramble off the deck into the water and head for shore. The Lily is waiting hungrily for a six course meal! BAM, BAM, BAM!! Mike and Dave are now history! BAM, BAM, BAM!! Katie's dead, and Jerome is dragging his nearly dead body onto the beach. The Lily crawls menacingly onto his soon to be lifeless flesh. BAM, BAM!!
Cut to scene 2
"Hey, it's good to see you guys, again! What happened back there, where are we, and what's with the light way over there?" Jerome says with much confusion.
"We're dead, and our bodies are currently being digested by walking coleslaw!" Mike says sarcastically.
"Who do we petition for a chance at reincarnation?" asks Bob.
"The Office of the Bureau of Repetitiveness and Redundancy!" sneers Dave.
"Very funny!" snaps back Bob.
"C'mon, guys bickering won't help anyone." Jackie states matter-of-factly.
"Yeah, guys. Jackie's right. Fr.Jerome, how do you assess the situation?" Katie adds.
"'It is appointed for a Man once to die, and then the Judgement'" he quotes from the Holy Writings."God will provide to rid the land of Evil. That we can trust.
"Hey, does anyone know a good canon lawyer" Mike asks as they walk casually toward the light.
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