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Old 06-05-2001, 10:29 PM   #1
Sazerac
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Join Date: January 7, 2001
Location: Monroe, LA
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THE GAEL SERRAN EXAMINER


Sazerac, Editor
Contributing Photojournalist: Skywalker (Mark)


More Reports of the Killer Storm:
Pirate Ship Stranded Atop Pyramid



The killer storm that wreaked havoc throughout the Gael Serran some weeks ago still has had its effects upon the denizens of the land. As you will recall, a pirate vessel was stranded at the top of the Skull Castle from our first report. A report has finally reached us from the far distant Isle of Sands, where Talrik, of all people, finally got his ship dislodged by the storm, only to have it deposited on top of the pyramid of Lord Cet, displacing the evil lord's widely varying array of weathervanes.



Our reporter on the scene, Skywalker, was able to obtain this statement from Talrik:

"Don't know how I got here! All I know is the wind whipped up real strong, I got knock down by the boom, and when I woke up, here is where I landed" said Talrik. "I think I'll stick to raisin' and trainin' longtooth cats from here on in. The sea's been mighty unkind to poor old Talrik! I'll be stowin away me spyglass and stickin' to dry land!"

As this reporter left the scene a loud bellow was heard: "Hey! Aintcha goin' ta help me get down! I'm not too keen about bein' so high up here! Ya bleedin' landlubber! GET ME DOWWWWWNNNNnnnn"


It is uncertain as to whether or not the crusty pirate was able to maneuver himself down from the pyramid. As of yet, there is also no statement from Lord Cet as to the damages incurred on his beloved weathervanes, which seem to change as rapidly as the weather around here. It is our belief, however, that Lord Cet has got the better bargain, for one couldn't ask for a better, more durable, and seaworthy weathervane than that warship now sitting its keel above the pyramid. One musn't look a gift boat in the bow!

Keep watching for updates to The Gael Serran Examiner. Remember: Minds that need examining want to KNOW!

-Sazerac, Editor

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