THE GAEL SERRAN EXAMINER
Sazerac, Editor
SPECIAL EMERGENCY EDITION:
Red is missing!
Red, the little, cute, bouncy red familiar of the Gael Serran Examiner's Marketing Director and all-around wise sage, Wyvern, has mysteriously disappeared! Uproar reigns in the offices of the Gael Serran Examiner while the staff frantically searches for the small vermillion orb.
Although no reward has yet been posted for the safe return of Red, there is no doubt that Wyvern will be most generous, as Red is her favorite and constant companion. We have currently been unable to obtain a statement from her, but undoubtedly she is prostrated with grief and worry at this time.
Several rumors have surfaced, which we at the offices of the Gael Serran examiner are tracking down. To enumerate them:
1) Red has been captured by a band of renegade Highland Thieves and is being held for ransom near the burned-out house close to Ishad N'ha.
2) Red has been abducted by Mekdawa, former toadish ambassador to Valeia, and is now being held by him against his will!
3) Red has been sighted with Gorthius, leader of the Hidden Circle. Rumor has it that he has joined up with the Hidden Circle to combat the forces of evil now threatening the Gael Serran.
None of the rumors have been substantiated as yet. We at the offices of the Gael Serran Examiner are waiting anxiously to hear of news about the cute red bouncy. If you have any information as to Red's whereabouts, contact the offices of the Gael Serran examiner at....
Uh...did you ever get the feeling you were being watched?
Keep watching for updates to the Gael Serran Examiner. Remember: Minds that need examining want to KNOW!
-Sazerac, Editor (and welcome home, Red!!!)
[This message has been edited by Sazerac (edited 05-10-2001).]