THE GAEL SERRAN EXAMINER

Sazerac · 04-10-2001, 10:09 PM

THE GAEL SERRAN EXAMINER

Sazerac, Editor
Contributing Photojournalist: Skywalker {Mark}

SPECIAL UPDATE: The "Coleslaw Casanova" Strikes Again!

Hugh Mongor has done it again!

Quickly becoming known as the most fickle lover in the Gael Serran, the "lonely hearted" Jungle Lily known as Hugh Mongor has ditched the Altar of Serran statue and focused his amorous attentions on a rosy Crab O' The Sea!

"I tried and I tried," Hugh was quoted as saying, "but I just couldn't get through to my ex-lover. She had a heart of stone. I just couldn't read her. On any issue or argument we had, she'd never budge. Nothing I did would move her. I finally got tired of her giving me the silent treatment and finally left. It broke my heart, but what's a sensitive, lovelorn herb to do otherwise?"

When Hugh was asked about his current lover, he said, "She's all I'll ever need. Even though she can be crusty, when she hugs you, oboy, you stay hugged! She's never put the pinch on me, though, even though she can be quite crabby if I haven't shelled out enough to suit her. Conchita and I will be together forever! I'd dive to the bottom of the sea for her."

Yep. Right, Hugh. We're buying it, aren't we? At least until next week...or tomorrow? I guess whichever comes first...

Uh...wait! Hugh! Buddy! Hehehe...it was a joke, you know? Ha-ha..? Wait! NO! Don't spew that...AAAUUUGGGHHH!!!

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Keep watching for updates to the Gael Serran Examiner. Remember: Minds that need examining want to KNOW!

-Sazerac, Editor

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04-10-2001, 10:09 PM	#1
Sazerac Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Monroe, LA Age: 61 Posts: 7,387	THE GAEL SERRAN EXAMINER Sazerac, Editor Contributing Photojournalist: Skywalker {Mark} SPECIAL UPDATE: The "Coleslaw Casanova" Strikes Again! *Hugh Mongor has done it again!* Quickly becoming known as the most fickle lover in the Gael Serran, the "lonely hearted" Jungle Lily known as Hugh Mongor has ditched the Altar of Serran statue and focused his amorous attentions on a rosy Crab O' The Sea! "I tried and I tried," Hugh was quoted as saying, "but I just couldn't get through to my ex-lover. She had a heart of stone. I just couldn't read her. On any issue or argument we had, she'd never budge. Nothing I did would move her. I finally got tired of her giving me the silent treatment and finally left. It broke my heart, but what's a sensitive, lovelorn herb to do otherwise?" When Hugh was asked about his current lover, he said, "She's all I'll ever need. Even though she can be crusty, when she hugs you, oboy, you stay hugged! She's never put the pinch on me, though, even though she can be quite crabby if I haven't shelled out enough to suit her. Conchita and I will be together forever! I'd dive to the bottom of the sea for her." Yep. Right, Hugh. We're buying it, aren't we? At least until next week...or tomorrow? I guess whichever comes first... Uh...wait! Hugh! Buddy! Hehehe...it was a joke, you know? Ha-ha..? Wait! NO! Don't spew that...AAAUUUGGGHHH!!! _________________________________________ Keep watching for updates to the Gael Serran Examiner. Remember: Minds that need examining want to KNOW! -Sazerac, Editor Back issues of the Gael Serran Examiner now available!