Sung to the tune of "WAR":
Mantraps! UNGH! Good God, y'all!
What are they good for?
Absolutely NOTHING!
Say it again...
Mantraps! UNGH! Good God, y'all!
What are they good for?
Absolutely NOTHING!
Mantraps are something that we despise
For it means the destruction of our characters' lives!
Running through the shire to the castle moat,
Screaming our lungs out, like a thousand billy goats,
Mantraps! UNGH!
Good God, y'all!
What are they good for?
Absolutely NOTHING!
Say it again...
Mantraps! UNGH!
Good God, y'all!
What are they good for?
Absolutely NOTHING!
Mantrap's ain't nothin' but heartbreakers...
Friend only to the Undertaker...
Enemy to all the Gael Serran kind
The thought of them respawning just blows my mind!
Ice, and Stone, and Sun magic could take them out,
But when they're comin' up behind you, who has time to shout?
Mantraps! UNGH!
Good God, y'all!
What are they good for?
Absolutely NOTHING!
Say it again...
Mantraps! UNGH!
Good God, y'all!
What are they good for?
Absolutely NOTHING!
Mantraps have shattered many player's dreams,
Of easy ascension to their Samurai schemes,
What were the designers thinking when they put them in?
The first time you meet them, they're bound to win!
Mantraps! UNGH!
Good God, y'all!
What are they good for?
Absolutely NOTHING!
Say it again..
Mantraps! UNGH!
Good God, y'all!
What are they good for?
Absolutely NOTHING!
MANTRAPS!
Nothing but a heartbreaker...
MANTRAPS!
Friend only to the undertaker...
Heroism, Power, and Treasure,
There must be some place for these things today,
They say we gotta fight to get our experience,
But Lord, there's gotta be a better way,
Better than
MANTRAPS!
UNGH!
Good God, y'all!
What are they good for?
Absolutely NOTHING!
Say it again...
Mantraps! UNGH!
Good God, y'all!
What are they good for?
Absolutely NOTHING!
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Okay, so I'm in a wild mood tonight.
-Sazerac
[This message has been edited by Sazerac (edited 04-07-2001).]
[This message has been edited by Sazerac (edited 04-07-2001).]