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1) How long is a rusty sword? ANSWER: Longer than the rust!
2) How many rusty swords would it take to circle the Earth? Answer: Only one, but it would have to have a lot of rust!
3) How many rusty swords would it take to reach the Moon? Answer: Only one, but it better have good rocket boosters!
In wyrdness,
-Sazerac
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