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Sazerac · 03-18-2001, 09:32 PM

THE GAEL SERRAN EXAMINER
Special Advertising Section

For the discriminating lady, who only wants the highest quality man in her life, we introduce "Bandit's Beguile", a captivating new fragrance.

Bandit's Beguile is created by a unique process, combining female pheromones, crushed rose petals, faerie dust, and other secret ingredients that drives rogues wild! One application of Bandit's Beguile, and rogues from all over will follow you everywhere to woo you!

Never will you need spend a lonely night alone in the Gael Serran, ladies! Your doe-eyed bandit lad will be knocking on (or down) your door within minutes of your applying Bandit's Beguile to your intimate pressure points. One whiff, and he's yours!

In fact, many of our very satisfied customers claim that they have had to fight off the rogues, who come out of the woodwork, thick as thieves (no pun intended)! It never fails, Bandit's Beguile works every time.

You see, Bandit's Beguile's unique blend of alchemy, magic, and elemental forces bring to the forefront every thing a rogue looks for! That's right, ladies...one application of Bandit's Beguile and your fragrance will be that of a rich, golden, full bag of ducats!!!

Whoa, boys, don't use it on each other! Yes, Ladies, just a little squirt of Bandit's Beguile goes a long, long way!

But don't just take our word for it...listen to what one of our satisfied customers, Kerielle, has to say about "Bandit's Beguile":

"Gorthius and I have been happy together, ever since he found me! One application of Bandit's Beguile, and I haven't been lonely since! I traded my Serpent's Elixir for a bottle of Bandit's Beguile. Believe me, it's been the best investment I've ever made. Ladies, run, don't walk, to your nearest pawn shop and procure a bottle of this miraculous elixir!

There you have it, ladies, from one of our many satisfied customers! As Kerielle said, run down and get your bottle of Bandit's Beguile now! Excuse me, we have a customer here right now. What...two bottles? Why certainly, madame, and what was the name again? Lysandra? Lysandra of Yur...that's right. What? Of course we deliver. Shurugeon Castle? No problem!

Bandit's Beguile is available in 12- and 16-ounce varieties. Current supplies are limited, so hurry while supplies last! Bandit's Beguile may be procured at any Pawn show in the Gael Serran. Place your order for Bandit's Beguile today...an exclusive fragrance for women of discriminating taste!

For online orders, contact bratsol@ishadnhaonline.net.

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The preceding has been a paid advertisement, and as such, does not reflect the opinions or endorsement of the Gael Serran Examiner. If any problems that occur from the use of this product, please direct any complaints to Bratsol, proprietor of the Ishad N'ha Pawn and Loan.

Keep watching for new editions of the Gael Serran Examiner. Remember: Minds that need examining want to KNOW!

-Sazerac, Editor

03-18-2001, 09:32 PM	#1
Sazerac Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Monroe, LA Age: 61 Posts: 7,387	THE GAEL SERRAN EXAMINER Special Advertising Section For the discriminating lady, who only wants the highest quality man in her life, we introduce "Bandit's Beguile", a captivating new fragrance. Bandit's Beguile is created by a unique process, combining female pheromones, crushed rose petals, faerie dust, and other secret ingredients that drives rogues wild! One application of Bandit's Beguile, and rogues from all over will follow you everywhere to woo you! Never will you need spend a lonely night alone in the Gael Serran, ladies! Your doe-eyed bandit lad will be knocking on (or down) your door within minutes of your applying Bandit's Beguile to your intimate pressure points. One whiff, and he's yours! In fact, many of our very satisfied customers claim that they have had to fight off the rogues, who come out of the woodwork, thick as thieves (no pun intended)! It never fails, Bandit's Beguile works every time. You see, Bandit's Beguile's unique blend of alchemy, magic, and elemental forces bring to the forefront every thing a rogue looks for! That's right, ladies...one application of Bandit's Beguile and your fragrance will be that of a rich, golden, full bag of ducats!!! Whoa, boys, don't use it on each other! Yes, Ladies, just a little squirt of Bandit's Beguile goes a long, long way! But don't just take our word for it...listen to what one of our satisfied customers, Kerielle, has to say about "Bandit's Beguile": "Gorthius and I have been happy together, ever since he found me! One application of Bandit's Beguile, and I haven't been lonely since! I traded my Serpent's Elixir for a bottle of Bandit's Beguile. Believe me, it's been the best investment I've ever made. Ladies, run, don't walk, to your nearest pawn shop and procure a bottle of this miraculous elixir! There you have it, ladies, from one of our many satisfied customers! As Kerielle said, run down and get your bottle of Bandit's Beguile now! Excuse me, we have a customer here right now. What...two bottles? Why certainly, madame, and what was the name again? Lysandra? Lysandra of Yur...that's right. What? Of course we deliver. Shurugeon Castle? No problem! Bandit's Beguile is available in 12- and 16-ounce varieties. Current supplies are limited, so hurry while supplies last! Bandit's Beguile may be procured at any Pawn show in the Gael Serran. Place your order for Bandit's Beguile today...an exclusive fragrance for women of discriminating taste! For online orders, contact bratsol@ishadnhaonline.net. _________________________________ The preceding has been a paid advertisement, and as such, does not reflect the opinions or endorsement of the Gael Serran Examiner. If any problems that occur from the use of this product, please direct any complaints to Bratsol, proprietor of the Ishad N'ha Pawn and Loan. Keep watching for new editions of the Gael Serran Examiner. Remember: Minds that need examining want to KNOW! -Sazerac, Editor