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Just can't resist. . .
--when bored scribbling at work turns up phrases like "Ukabu" and "you snika no Trollie!"
--when you grumble at someone: "Trollie eats you later!"
--when deciding what class to make your character next seems like a Major Life Decision
--when you leave your key in the door, expecting it to be used up
--when you start to think of your cat and roommates as adventure party companions and your house as The Inn.
--when your roommates throw a party and you tell the 16th person at the door they can't Exist because "the Inn only holds 15 characters..."
--when you mistake yourself for Rich because you've got all this gold...
--when you catch yourself wondering which building in town you can Load & Save in...
--when you start to think of your co-workers as Trollies because what they say makes about as much sense...
--when you momentarily mistake a cashier for a Highland Rogue you can just slaughter and take what you want from
--when you can't find your shoes and think you can ask a forum about it...
--when you close your eyes to sleep, and actually think of ways you could've completed something faster...
--if you pause too long outside, you expect someone you run up and attack you
--you actually Expect skeletons to rise from the cemetary, and _This Does NOT Scare You_!!
--you find yourself planning out your next party composition at work, and ask a co-worker if you should travel with more priests, then wonder why they move away...
--you start expecting people you bump into to say "Run Trollie Trollie!"
--you get your paycheck and think you can just re-load to get something better....(*sigh*)
--you think you can get more money by just creating then deleting a few people
--you expect exiting your house to take a long time
--you get lost and expect a map to look like the automap
--sunsets start to dissappoint you because they're not as deep red as in the game....
--you see something on the ground, and actually pause to consider if you can pick it up without dancing...
--you start to think the neighbors dog sounds an aweful lot like a worgur and ask if there's any relation
--you cut yourself and exclaim: "Jubi baoka!"
much appreciation to those who sacrificed a posting to ensure this funny tidbit stay atop for us newbies!
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"She could sit in her chair as if the decision she had made to sit down cut off all ability to stand up."
--Alfred Kazin, New York Jew.
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