Wonderful revisiting, Wyvern! Thanks!
Some more from the wanderings of a lonely mind...
When you try to cast "Vanish" on the traffic jam in front of you so you can get to your meeting on time...
When you get to an office building, and the elevator doors are closing, you grab a cockroach and throw it in the door to make the elevator come back down again..
You scour the Friday "Guide" section in your cities newspaper for restaurant reviews that feature "Sauteed Monkey Paws"...
A midget asks you if you want to make a fortune and you kill him so you can get a new Role...
You find yourself wanting to use a red hot poker on the clown in the next cubicle to get him to cooperate on the project...
You go to a local rockshow, buy all the crystals you can find, and use them on every hole in your walls to see if they open up secret doors or elevators...
-Sazerac (who realizes, after reading this, how many wonderful posters are no longer here . . . )
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