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Old 02-21-2001, 09:55 AM   #9
Dr. Bob
Elite Waterdeep Guard
 

Join Date: January 12, 2002
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
Posts: 8
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Hey baby, you're quite exotic looking. You got any Oomphaz in you? ... No? Well, do you want some?

Wanna see my Gourk?

Wanna see my Pixie stick?

Wanna see Shinwiki's Spear?

Wanna see my Samauri baton?

I've got a Firestorm in my pants.

Why don't you and me Teleport out of here?

Think you can solve the riddle of my Sphynx?

Don't let my long sword get rusty.

Not all of me is Dwarf.
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