lolz, here are a few more i thought of:
What are you wearing, muck?!
Stop crawling on the water and SWIM!
Your breathe smells like Lysandra's...
Go bang your head on the buttocks of a serpent priest
A glowfly could easily scare you out of your wits!
No ulgyness in here please
Are you swinging your weapon, or just playing "Warrior"?
Geez, you gotta be Sabastio's descendant
Stop scratching your...oh you're a rat...
I have a signboard outside that says "Get out loser", it'll do nicely on your face...
Oh stuff your face with slime
You don't even know how to open a door, let alone Anephas' Shrine!
Please stop walking, you'll do better just standing there skeleton.
I would oh-so love to give you a facial makeover, but no time.
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<img border=\"0\" alt=\"[knight]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/knight.gif\" /> I am the Glacial Knight and will purge thy evil! (though this knight doesnt look so icicle...)
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