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Scronan · 04-03-2001, 11:41 AM

Kerah Help me....I love this! Let me think up a few more, I hope no one has done these, I'm trying to be original!

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Erzebette Action Figure: Comes dressed in cleavage showing dress. Also comes with free membership to The Gael Serran Feminist Alliance, supporting female NPC's in RPG's. If you buy the bonus pack, you get a special packet of love letters from Gorthius!

Cenatur: A mean and nasty looking beast and yells "You two steppers make me SICK!" if you press the button behind his head. This will also cause his back legs to kick and give you a good bruise, which is great for keeping your little brother from stealing your toys. If you shake him, all sorts of nice pieces of armor and weapons will fall out of his very large pockets.

Leprecaun: It is said that strange and mystical magicks have created this divine toy. It is known to dissapear and reappear at will. Comes with accent expansion packs, Cockney, Irish, and Scottish.

Uber Horse: A remake of the popular Gael Serran Horse, the Divine Equus not only has the adamantium skin of its predecesor, but also has the ability to scale castle walls and minimal teleportation skills.

Note to Parents: Keep the Uber Horse away from the Mekdawa action figure or your warranty will be voided.

Biggywiki Action Figure: A strange and mysterious toad. Comes with laboratory equipment and bags of herbs. Ukabu Brew sold seperately.

Monk Action Figure: The poor fellow comes in nothing but a loin cloth. The price of enlightenment must be high.

Valkyre Action Figure: Unfortunately, we are all out of stock of these. They are only available the day after Christmas, and better hit the stores early, since we only have a few.

04-03-2001, 11:41 AM	#23
Scronan Zhentarim Guard Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Washington State Posts: 315	Kerah Help me....I love this! Let me think up a few more, I hope no one has done these, I'm trying to be original! : Erzebette Action Figure: Comes dressed in cleavage showing dress. Also comes with free membership to The Gael Serran Feminist Alliance, supporting female NPC's in RPG's. If you buy the bonus pack, you get a special packet of love letters from Gorthius! Cenatur: A mean and nasty looking beast and yells "You two steppers make me SICK!" if you press the button behind his head. This will also cause his back legs to kick and give you a good bruise, which is great for keeping your little brother from stealing your toys. If you shake him, all sorts of nice pieces of armor and weapons will fall out of his very large pockets. Leprecaun: It is said that strange and mystical magicks have created this divine toy. It is known to dissapear and reappear at will. Comes with accent expansion packs, Cockney, Irish, and Scottish. Uber Horse: A remake of the popular Gael Serran Horse, the Divine Equus not only has the adamantium skin of its predecesor, but also has the ability to scale castle walls and minimal teleportation skills. Note to Parents: Keep the Uber Horse away from the Mekdawa action figure or your warranty will be voided. Biggywiki Action Figure: A strange and mysterious toad. Comes with laboratory equipment and bags of herbs. Ukabu Brew sold seperately. Monk Action Figure: The poor fellow comes in nothing but a loin cloth. The price of enlightenment must be high. Valkyre Action Figure: Unfortunately, we are all out of stock of these. They are only available the day after Christmas, and better hit the stores early, since we only have a few.