I couldn't resist this one:
1. Shinwiki Action Figure - Comes with a button that when pressed, says three different phrases. "Toad village is for TOADS." "Ukabu, come here." "Shinwiki like many things." Make sure to buy the accesory pack, the magical bag of yellow, and Shinwiki's Spear, which looks deadly but is a very worthless item.
2. Ratling Ninja - Your favourite hairy rodent. Complete with Ninja outfit, shruiken and if you shake him, he yells "Chit chit, yah pays fah pies!". Pies not included.
3. Gorthius Solder - A plain looking man that stands at attention shouting "Talk to Gorthius, not me!" over and over again. It even works if you remove the batteries. Some say it is powered by Kerah herself! Great for parties and social events.
4. Moat Pirana Bathtub Toy - This amazing little self powered toy is great for those hot days in the pool. Simply wind him up, and the little annoying fish will continually nip at your toes until you stop to smash him to bits. Great for the kiddies!
5. Gael Serran Model Horse - Made out of pure Adamantium, this amazing action figure only weighs a scant 5 pounds, but can safely hold up to any amount of weight without breaking! Drop it, smash it, drive over it with your car, even shoot it with Daddy's 12 Gauge! It will never break! A must for all you equstrians out there!
All items come with a 30 day money back guarantee. Void were prohibited by law, may not be sold to Pixies.
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