It's the trend nowadays to come out with action-figure toys on the basis of just about every movie or game (Pokemon, Star Wars, etc.). Here's some ideas for action figures or dolls from Wizards and Warriors:
Gorthius Action Figure: Cute rogue doll that runs for 5 minutes before self-destructing.
Mekdawa Action Figure: Uses 1 Energizer(tm) battery. Put it in and he just keeps on going, and going, and going . . .
Freyedies Action Figure: Cheerfully makes any item you want while you steal his parts from his backside.
Lysandra Doll: Comes anatomically correct. Tusk of Lust sold separately.
Scabban Doll: Melts over any substance. When pressed correctly, spews out a foul-smelling gas. Slime pack sold separately. Parents love this one!
Boogre Queen Barbie Doll: Comes with ability to transform other dolls and action figures into Boogre Dolls. When button on her back is pressed, she makes an assorted array of unorthodox noises.
Talking Sabastio Doll: No explanation needed. If you're smart, you won't buy the batteries.
Amazoni Mantrap Action Figures: Equipped with a homing device that detects any movement and tracks the moving object anywhere. When in range, releases a foul-smelling noxious green gas at the object. Great for gag gifts! Put one in your big sister's shoe closet for a real hoot!
Erathsmedor Action Figure: When activated, flies around the room and sprays moving objects with a jet of butane. Later, he will give you another toy that's worth far less than you thought it would be, but it stops him from flying around anymore. Can be used alternatively as a cigarette lighter.
Kerah the Protector Action Figure: When activated, urges you on to fame and glory. Has been known to suddenly go berserk and attack you. Just dip her in holy water and she's back to normal.
Scanthril Doll: When activated, sends you on a random errand. When you come back for your reward, sends you on another random errand. When you come back for your reward, sends you on another random errand. When you come back . . .
Torin Action Figure: When string is pulled, speaks in a ridiculously exaggerated oriental accent. Comes with a set of arrows that can be given to him or removed from him at whim.
Jathil Action Figure: Wanders around your house looking for a graveyard that no longer exists. Giving him a scroll of information has no effect on his behavior.
G'Ezzered Ra Action Figure: Comes with removable heart that fits on a small thumbtack. Urn of Black Flame sold separately.
These are just a few ideas. Feel free to add to the list, or make amendments to the ones listed here already!
Have fun,
Sazerac
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