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Old 02-09-2001, 05:07 PM   #12
Wyvern
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Join Date: January 7, 2001
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Serath - I'm glad you asked!

-How many barrels of Boogre brew can a dwarf guzzle before he is over the legal limit to swing his axe?
42 because there are no bones in ice cream unless it is Tuesday in which case no limit is enforced.
-What is the average splash radius of a middle aged Boogre cannonballing into the deepest point of the Lost Sea?
27.35 feet
-How do the vampiress' squeeze themselves into those slinky dresses?
vaseline
-What is the going exchange rate for Serpent coins? Are they comparable to the Canadian dollar?
A pound of scales but beware of the leera.
-How many rats does it take to fill a rat pie?
How big's the pie? An 8" pie would take an average of 1.5 rats weighing 1.5 lbs.
-How do those fireflies make their butts light up like that?
Magic!

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