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Sazerac · 01-26-2001, 10:05 PM

SPECIAL EDITION OF THE GAEL SERRAN EXAMINER
Sazerac, Editor
Contributing Reporter: Alicat

DO LILIES HAVE MORE FUN? JUNGLE LILY AND SPHINX OBSERVED IN ROMANTIC TETE-A-TETE

No need to worry about race riots in the Gael Serran. Species here have no problems with co-mingling, as the above photo taken by our [extremely] intrepid reporter-in-the-field, Alicat, indicates.

A party of adventurers, sojourning on the Enchanted Isle west of Brimloch Roon, were set upon by three ferocious jungle lilies, known throughout the Gael Serran for their aggressive demeanor. The questing party managed to kill off two of the beasts, and was preparing to destroy the third, when they observed the highly unusual behavior seen in the above picture.

A unnamed member of the party is quoted as saying, ". . . the third one slithered over to the sphinx and started whispering sweet nothings into its ears (or possibly smooching, I couldn't tell). And when it turned to face us, it kept putting a frond around the sphinx, all cozy-like. I think we've got a cross-species relationship here, a dangerous one. Very kinky!"

To say the least. There has been an uproar about the picture in various parts of the land. While most Gael Serrans find it amusing and touching, (Lilies DO have emotions!), the long-winded Sabastio, loremaster of the Wizard's Guild in Brimloch Roon, after a lengthy discourse on the possible genetics of such a mating, finally concluded with, "If truly these beings can mate, then we may very well all be doomed. Think of the possible offspring! Flying Lilies!"

Indeed. Or Mantraps that ask riddles before they vaporize you.

Many special thanks go out to Alicat's adventurers, who, given the proximity of the shot shown above, are either very brave, foolhardy, or both!

Keep watching for the latest installment of THE GAEL SERRAN EXAMINER. Remember: Minds that need examining want to KNOW!

-Sazerac, Editor

[This message has been edited by Sazerac (edited 04-10-2001).]

01-26-2001, 10:05 PM	#1
Sazerac Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Monroe, LA Age: 61 Posts: 7,387	SPECIAL EDITION OF THE GAEL SERRAN EXAMINER Sazerac, Editor Contributing Reporter: Alicat DO LILIES HAVE MORE FUN? JUNGLE LILY AND SPHINX OBSERVED IN ROMANTIC TETE-A-TETE No need to worry about race riots in the Gael Serran. Species here have no problems with co-mingling, as the above photo taken by our [extremely] intrepid reporter-in-the-field, Alicat, indicates. A party of adventurers, sojourning on the Enchanted Isle west of Brimloch Roon, were set upon by three ferocious jungle lilies, known throughout the Gael Serran for their aggressive demeanor. The questing party managed to kill off two of the beasts, and was preparing to destroy the third, when they observed the highly unusual behavior seen in the above picture. A unnamed member of the party is quoted as saying, ". . . the third one slithered over to the sphinx and started whispering sweet nothings into its ears (or possibly smooching, I couldn't tell). And when it turned to face us, it kept putting a frond around the sphinx, all cozy-like. I think we've got a cross-species relationship here, a dangerous one. Very kinky!" To say the least. There has been an uproar about the picture in various parts of the land. While most Gael Serrans find it amusing and touching, (Lilies DO have emotions!), the long-winded Sabastio, loremaster of the Wizard's Guild in Brimloch Roon, after a lengthy discourse on the possible genetics of such a mating, finally concluded with, "If truly these beings can mate, then we may very well all be doomed. Think of the possible offspring! Flying Lilies!" Indeed. Or Mantraps that ask riddles before they vaporize you. Many special thanks go out to Alicat's adventurers, who, given the proximity of the shot shown above, are either very brave, foolhardy, or both! Keep watching for the latest installment of THE GAEL SERRAN EXAMINER. Remember: Minds that need examining want to KNOW! -Sazerac, Editor [This message has been edited by Sazerac (edited 04-10-2001).]