THE GAEL SERRAN EXAMINER
KERAH STATUE WALKS OFF ALTAR, MOONS PUBLIC
In an unprecedented occurence, the Bersault Crypt statue of Kerah, Holy Protector, animated itself, walked off the altar, and can now be seen mooning either a highly amused or outraged public, reported early this morning.
A questing party observed the highly unorthodox behavior of the statue while visiting the crypt earlier today. One of the questing party members, Sylvia, a devout follower of Kerah, did her best to keep the picture from being published, but her highly amused male companions would have nothing of it.
Kris, a warlock member of the party, was quoted as saying: "We've been to this crypt many times, and there have been many strange occurrences there, but this absolutely takes the cake."
The rare shot was obtained by the party's bard, Daevi, although the young priestess Sylvia had to be detained by the other two adventurers while he shot the scene. Rumor has it that there is a terseness in the questing party at this time.
Many advocates of Kerah have come forth and denounced the picture as a "hoax"; yet another one of the evil Dark Lord's attempts to discredit the Holy Protector. The party leader, Sigir, a barbarian, was quoted as saying, "This is no hoax. I am the Chosen One, and I guess I know Kerah better than anyone else in this land, other than holy Anephas. What you see before you is REAL. If anyone doubts the reality of this picture, come to the crypt near Valeia and see for yourself."
Although no one knows for sure what caused this "miracle" to occur, rumor has it that it may be an elaborate trick perpetrated by one Rethpian, the stout cryptkeeper, during a drunken binge brought on by eating too many fermented rat pies.
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Sazerac, Editor
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