Kris the Warlock:
In this day of unwashed adventurers and upstarts who seem to have nothing more on their minds than a greedy desire for gold, it was a refreshing moment in my mundane existence to come upon your thorough and thought-provoking research into the language and hierarchy of the Troll race. It is obvious to even the lowliest scribe, such as myself, that your research stems from genuine experience in the field, which is quite admirable as many of my colleagues seem content to gossip around the tavern hearth while drawing unfounded conclusions about various races. I have submitted your thesis to my uncle who is a member of Scholars United to Furthering the Understanding of All Races (SUFUAR). Tis my hope he will summon you to speak at our next meeting, and thereby inspire my fellow members to exhibit the your dedication to fact-finding research which can only be conducted in the field, not from a tavern stool.
Sincerely,
Dawn of Minstrel
OH, SAZERAC! WONDERFULLY DONE! I hope this is going to the Archive!
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