More well spoken and more true words have seldom been spoken inside these hallowed chambers than have those that have been voiced by Lord Brass. I propose that if we are to make a true attempt at Kobold Integration we must take steps that have never been thought of before...think outside the box if you will....Therefore I propose the following...As you all know my attempt at kobold integration was only partially successful...true we were able to build a community where human, dwarf, elf, halfling AND Kobold were able to live and coeixist quite peacefully side by side...unfortunately that village has since been burned to the ground and it's citizens slain by those who are biased and biggoted enough against Kobolds to commit such heinous acts...but because of my prematurely ended experiment we now know that KI is in fact a feasable reality...So my fellow members of the Senate I propose the following acts for debate which, when passed, will lead to a new society with integrated and peaceful Kobolds as our neighbors and coworkers...As we all know the organization known as the Iron Throne has caused the citt of Baldur's gate and the lands that surround it no end of trouble...and no one REALLY believes them when they claim that they are reformed and are now a kinder, gentler organization...I propose that as restitution for the trouble that has been caused by this organization that we sieze their assets both in and around the city of Bauldur's Gate and put them to a more socially productive use...We could change their massive headquarters building into both a school and a boarding house for Kobolds who wish to be integrated into our society...the funds from their many mines could be used to fund the projects of housing and educating the kobolds...and the buildings position inside the walls of our beloved Baldur's Gate will offer the kobolds a protection from violence as they strive to become citizens...a protection that they could not be given previously...even secretly in the wilderness...I also propose that not if but when these measures are put into place there is no single man to be put in charge of the KI program but a council of three...myself, Lord Brass, and a third member to be elected by this august body...let us put to rest the destruction and the pain that has been caused by the Iron throne on our fair land and begin to build a legacy of good that will benefit all...With this I will yield the floor to debate this proposal in the hopes that we will see the bright future that could be for Bauldur's Gate before us...
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I went this way while he went that way, so I scream to my partner, \"WHERE\'D HE GO?\" only to have my partner answer, \"WHERE\'D WHO GO?\"
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