LOL. Here are a few more:
"Oh Knights who until very recently said 'Ni!'"
"You've got two empty halves of a coconut and you're bangin' 'em together."
"Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."
"Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!"
"A scratch? Your arm's off!"
"No, it isn't."
"Well, what's that, then?"
"I've had worse."
"You liar!"
"Come on, you pansy!"
Serath
"Butts will be liberally kicked in good measure!"
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