A good old LRP favourite was the notorious Dave Monster.Dave couldn't add up the damage codes quick enough and was often allowed to be a Dave Monster.Blows to kill (damage codes were ignored, he just needed to count how many times he got hit),immune to magic, quins either handed edged (two longswords,doing big damage (enough to sever body locations on all but Dwarfs, human types all got a third of their total life on each location as locational, dwarves got slightly lower total life but HALF of it was locational)).The sight of disbelieving adventurers twatting Dave yelling "quad, quad, quad, trebble"made us laugh.Actually reminds me of a Paladin turning round to the Ref upon sighting the second dragon of the day.
Locklyr the Paladin: I disbelieve this monster.
Ref: Why?
Locklyr: Becuae we've already seen one dragon today and that was an illusion.
Ref: Fine, go on then, but remember that you have to touch it.
Locklyrappraoches dragon(seven peole tied together, one head,four legs,two wings, a tail and a body)and waves his arms at it)I disbelieve this dragon.
Ref(nods his head at the dragon).
Dragon's head: Alright, Quad through (that's through armour, dodge and everything, to his chest )
Locklyr (staggering backwards): Arrrh! Great immortals aid me in my quest, grant me the power to cure this minor wound( healing verbals).Right now I'm definately conscious.
A big fight ensued.
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