Efreeti - what a wonderful thread! I for one can see the sensitive dwarf . . . perhaps, with a garland of daisies adorning his helm . . . approaching the barbarian gourk and saying, "We need to work on our relationship; we never talk any more." and from the first MOMENT I caught a glimpse of the mantrap I heard: Feed me, Seymour!
Perhaps, Oscar Madison from the Odd Couple: "Not another rusty sword. My fingers are raw from all this polishing. Damn Identify Item spell!" Sometimes ignorance is bliss!
I am sorry . . . cant get a visual on the boogre monk . . . er, wont . . .
Boogre thief: "Me pick . . . me pick . . . nose . . . ewww . . . no lock." Fails *flamestrike spell explodes* "Where everybody go?"
Instructions, we don't need no stinking instructions!
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