OK.. I made a quick slide through the jokes, and I think I might have a few semi-humorous ones.
What can a mage do when he has no hands?
(...fizzles)(...fizzles) ??, I wonder why it won't work?
Ever hear of a gentle dwarf?
*A little dwarf wearing full combat armor prances around a field full of daisies and butterflies*
Your horse gets drunk..
Whoa! Where in the hell is this horse going? Isn't that Mantrap Cavern?..
A singing Amozoni Mantrap (like in "The Little Shop of Horrors")
A Boogre apprentice.
(Why in the hell won't this moron get it right?) Me say whack stick on head, and dance in circle. Then you drink Boogre Stew and you all ready to fight beast.
A Boogre Monk
An Assassin Amozoni Mantrap
(What is that hiding up their in the trees?) AH!! My legs are on fire!
A Giraffe Character (Giraf)
Aha, now I have the height advantage! You can't hurt me with your rusted swords!
A pixie with a full plate mail on
(Don't make me sprinkle my pixie dust on you. *Right after I get my armor off..*)
Well that's about it..
I don't think most of these will get you to laugh, maybe cry because they are so pathetic. But I did like the Boogre Monk and Amazoni Mantrap Singer.
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