What a fun thread!!!
I have been to this board many, many times, but have not felt compelled to post until seeing this topic. Astyanx12, you're a genius!
Well, this might not be considered as much dumb as it is brain dead, but:
After the Stout Mines I ventured into the Booger Caves. Early on I found the "rear entrance" and decided I might as well screw around out here, having the x-tra "Boogerized" HPs and all. I found the two headed cyclops giant, killed him, and got the ever-lovin' magic lamp. I returned to finish the Booger area, went back to Ishad N'ha for guild quest recognition etc., and headed out to the Dragon's Spire for the first time. I crawled all over the inside of that mountain kickin' butt & takin' names, got the Mavin Sword, and went on to Brimloch Roon to sell the booty (that's treasure, not prostitution). I was ready to set sail for adventures west when I realized I still had an Ishad N'ha guild quest to complete (kill Grue), and had to head back through the Spire and wander all over mid-Gael to find and kill that A-hole. Once done I headed back to Ishad N'ha to get me props and sell more booty (still treasure).
I, once again, walked all the way back to Brimloch Roon (having not yet aquired both the teleport and create portal spells) before I said to myself "What the f**k does that magic lamp do"?
That's right, I carried that darn lamp around for something like 30-40 gaming hours before I even decided to TRY to see what it did.
I feel so dirty, and not in a good way.
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