Adhjoman : I prefer 6MA and 6 indentify's because I dont meet enough enemy's on 1 day ( or I'll have to start shooting squirl's ( if Boo has'nt kicked the crap out of those li'l fuckers )). I rather save my money to buy all cool stuff I C. example : when I arived in Ulgoths mustache (or whatever), I went to the inn, and just bought everything I wanted.
Cool, not ?
YA, but we won allready 2 games (six point) and you only one (three points), Narf !
HiHi (Neutral Good Imoen laugh)
YES, the voices... It is the Lord of Murder !!!... he's forcing me to kill the stephfather of my half-god sister/brother, but to (accidently) let him/her escape. Then he tels me to taint the iron from the Nashkel mines and buy of the company the Iron Throne. I must spread rumors of the war with my neighbourghland Amn (wich by the way has a lot of shadows in it) that is threatening the Sword Coast. I must get allied with the dwarfs from the cloackwood mine, then kill them, and take over the mine so I am the only company wich sells good iron (for a awfull lot of money). Everybody wants to buy it to forge weapons to make war with Amn. I can make a lot of $$$ with it. Then I must kill all
duchal-dudes+chicks, replace them by shapehifting Dopplegangers, so they elect me as Ruler of Baldurs gate and the Swordcoast. then I must flee into the Elder city, because my stupid half-brother/sister and his/her friends have unmasked my brilliant plan !
then I must tell them that is was just a cover for my plan to become the NEW LORD OF MURDER !!! Then I must Die and become dust. Oh, I must not forget to ask this dust to break my staue in the core of the earth.
Damn, Whil I was writing this, some sucker named Sarevok stole my idea...
well, better luck next time...
Yes, well Bhaal's name is dutch, that is because I am BHAAL !!!
WOEHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA !!!
NVRMND WAAATJE, Ii doesnt mean anything, even in Dutch !!!
yeah, well, you should listen to Spanish : "noch mucho fucko gaio asso , meso jerko"
uit de baarmoeder gerukte geitenneuker
We'll see who's the best, where both in the ผ finals, so. May the best win .
RIBBA RIBBA ! THE PRINCIBLE WILL GIVE ME TIPI ! THAT'S BECAUSE HE IS A BONGHOLE ! I NEED TIPI FOR MY BONGHOLE, CORNOLIE ! TACO ! CHUCHO !
P.S. BOO LIKES FOREST !!!
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OPUS : is a popus dopus who has a nopus called jopus
Motnthy Phyton : The meaning of life was great !!! (just like the quest for the holy grail and The life of Achmed (or something like that ))
have yo seen it (please tell me you did, so whe can change subject) ???
Maybe it'll be cool to make a blonde-barbie-bard called Britney Spears, that has the special abbility to drive people to the edge of insannity, just like a Jester from BG ][ (or was it a Skald?).
About travolta : Some people have a great face or aditude to play the same role, like Sean Connery; he always plays the role of King Arthur, and Costner plays a lot "the lone wanderer" roles (the Postman, Waterworld). BTW he IS a good acter, thats why the media always pulls him down. I face off Travolta shows he can play 2 characters in 1 movie, a good cop and a evil badguy, just like Nicholas Cage, who is also a Great actor.
your theory of Travolta-plays-the-same-roles-over-'n-over-again is BTW wrong; have you ever seen Saterday night Fever, Grease, Phenomenom ?
What has Mike Myers to do with the Claw + horn of Kazagroth ?
or am I missing the joke of it ???
Well, C YA, Suckkers
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