[Lymond]

NobleNick,

Soliloquy of Spells is a must-have song. The only reason I sleep lately is to regain spells.

After spending too much time on the music channels, I came up with the following:

The Ballad of One Hit Wonders - Randomly improves the stats of one party member to maximum levels for five rounds.

Head Bangers Ball - Increases the damage of blunt weapons +5 and increases the odds of critical hits.

Where Are They Now - Randomly imbues spellcasters with the abilities of a previously vanquished enemy.

Yo, Bard Raps - Summons 20 NPCs to join and aid your party.

The Real World Song - Sadly, a cursed song. In fact, not a song at all- the bard starts whining and complaining to the point where the rest of the party falls asleep. The only saving throw is if the rest of the party votes the bard off the team.